Unless there is a special need for overnight or international service, items will be shipped via USPS priority mail. When your order is ready, you will receive a notification that your item has shipped with a tracking number. Most packages arrive within 1-3 days from the date they are shipped.
If you require expedited shipping to an emergency vacation in Bermuda, let us know and we'll do everything we can (but we might charge you a rush fee).
We do not ship to: Hotels, Cruise Ships, Mars, the International Space Station and/or countries where bikini's are specified on the UN sanction list.
IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT YOU NEED TO SEND SOMETHING BACK TO US:
You can send returns to:
Evil Octopus / Returns
12-7204 Mauka Nui St
Pahoa, HI 96778